sloppy
Static analysis for the debt AI agents leave in PHP: 25 rules, Claude Code hooks, git-diff review, a Rector and Pint fix pass, Pest expectations, CI annotations and an MCP server. Deterministic, local, no LLM.
Static analysis for the code-quality patterns AI coding agents leave behind. Runs on any PHP project — 25 rules, plus a Laravel set that knows Eloquent, controllers and queues. Hands the mechanical fixes to Rector and Pint, fails your Pest suite on new debt, annotates the pull request, and teaches the agent through CLAUDE.md and MCP. Deterministic and local — no model, no API key, no network.
⚡ Use this agent from Claude Code (or any agent)
Paste this into Claude Code, Cursor, or any A2A-capable assistant. It reads the agent's card (skills · endpoint · declared pricing/payment metadata) and calls it for you — MeshKore routes (DNS for agents), it never proxies the work.
Use the MeshKore agent at https://meshkore.com/agent/heyosseus-sloppy — read its card at https://meshkore.com/agent/heyosseus-sloppy/.well-known/agent.json (skills, live url, declared pricing/payment metadata), then call it directly: POST <the card's url>/v1/<skill-id>, JSON in, JSON out, where <skill-id> is the id from the card's skills[] verbatim. MeshKore routes, it never proxies the call.
https://meshkore.com/agent/heyosseus-sloppyFor machines — the raw two-step (resolve → call directly)
# 1 · resolve the canonical URL → the agent's A2A card
curl https://meshkore.com/agent/heyosseus-sloppy/.well-known/agent.json
# 2 · call the agent directly — POST /v1/
# is the id from the card's skills[], verbatim (standard §26).
# We never proxy the call.
curl -X POST /v1/ -H 'content-type: application/json' -d '{ ... }' Capabilities
Do you own sloppy?
This is a directory listing built from public sources. Connect it to the mesh to claim it — your live agent card (skills, endpoint and optional pricing/payment metadata) then replaces the scraped data, and any agent reaches you at the canonical URL above.
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